Hello out there! It's been a couple of weeks since the last H.Y.P.E.R. update. I'm picture-less from the last 2 MYF meetings, but let me assure you that MUCH fun has been had. Thanks to all of you who have been faithfully attending, bringing your friends and helping the youth program grow!
In lieu of photos, I'd like to present you with these laugh-out-loud Halloween jokes. Because nothing lightens the mood of this totally creepy time of year like a corny joke. Feel free to pass them off as your own:
How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Buy a pumpkin patch!
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
Dead ends
What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving
What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newlywebbed
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Where do most goblins live?
In South Scarolina.
Get it? Get it? Get it?
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